By: Lola Lovejoy

In a historic move, Congress has passed legislation making it illegal to use the phrase "that's so gay" as an insult. The bill, which was sponsored by Representative Jane Smith, was met with overwhelming support from both sides of the aisle.

The legislation comes after years of advocacy from the LGBTQ+ community, who have long called for an end to the use of the phrase as a means of denigrating people for their sexual orientation. "This is a major victory for the LGBTQ+ community," said Representative Smith in a statement. "It sends a clear message that discrimination and hate speech will not be tolerated in this country."

On the day of the parade, Eric was filled with excitement. He put on his best rainbow outfit, grabbed his flag, and headed downtown to join the crowds. But as he made his way through the streets, he couldn't help but notice that something was off.

Everywhere he looked, there were corporations sponsoring the event. There were floats adorned with logos for major companies, handing out free merchandise and coupons. The parade route was lined with billboards advertising everything from soda to cell phones. Even the balloons floating overhead were emblazoned with brand names.

For years, members of the LGBTQ+ community have celebrated Pride Month with colorful parades and events that are a testament to the strength and resilience of their community. And while these events have become increasingly inclusive and diverse in recent years, there are still some who feel left out. Specifically, some straight people have been demanding their own Pride celebrations, leading to the creation of Straight Pride events in various parts of the country.

But as the Straight Pride movement gains momentum, some LGBT rights activists are asking an important question: if there's going to be a Straight Pride parade, why can't it be more fabulous?

A recent report from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security has officially recognized transgender individuals as a threat to national security. While many in the transgender community are outraged by this characterization, one woman is excited to finally be recognized for her true power.

"I've been telling people for years that I'm a force to be reckoned with," said 34-year-old trans woman Kayla Evans. "Now the government is finally catching up."

In a bizarre turn of events, a lesbian couple recently discovered that they both had dated the same woman prior to meeting each other. The couple, Emma and Sarah, had been together for two years when they stumbled upon the shocking revelation.

In a stunning turn of events, transgender woman, Jane Doe, is claiming victory as the first woman in history. Doe, who was assigned male at birth, has fought tirelessly for recognition as a woman and now feels vindicated.

“I always knew I was a woman,” said Doe, “but it took years of struggle and activism to get society to recognize it too. And now, finally, the moment has come. I am officially the first woman in history.”