Gay Man Relieved To Find Out That "Fem Top" Is A New Type Of Coffee And Not A Sexual Preference

A local gay man was recently spotted at his neighborhood café, looking quite relieved after discovering that "Fem Top" was not a new sexual preference, but rather a type of coffee creamer.

Sources say that the man in question, who wishes to remain anonymous, had been scrolling through his Grindr messages when he came across a profile that listed "Fem Top" as the preferred sexual position. Confused and a little concerned, he did a quick Google search and was pleasantly surprised to find out that "Fem Top" was actually just a brand of non-dairy creamer.

"I was definitely relieved," the man said in an exclusive interview with homo.news. "I mean, I'm all for exploring new things in the bedroom, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a sexual preference that involves coffee creamer."

The confusion around the term "Fem Top" is not uncommon in the LGBTQ+ community. With new slang and terminology constantly emerging, it can be difficult to keep up with the latest trends.

"I remember when I first heard the term 'twink' and thought it was a new type of candy," said another gay man we spoke to. "It wasn't until I started asking around that I realized it was actually a term for a certain type of guy."

While it's always important to stay informed and up-to-date on the latest terminology, it's also important to approach new words and phrases with a sense of humor and openness.

"You never know what you might learn," said the anonymous gay man. "Who knows, maybe 'Fem Top' will become the new pumpkin spice latte."

As for the actual coffee creamer, the man in question says he hasn't tried it yet, but he's looking forward to giving it a shot. "I figure if it's good enough to be mistaken for a sexual preference, it must be pretty good," he joked.

It's important to approach new slang and terminology with an open mind and a sense of humor. And if you're ever confused about a new term, a quick Google search can usually clear things up. As for "Fem Top," we can confirm that it's definitely not a sexual preference. It's just a coffee creamer.