By: Jenna Raine

In a surprising twist of events, it seems that being straight is now the new gay. In recent years, we've seen a rise in straight people embracing LGBTQ+ culture, from attending pride events to using gender-neutral pronouns. But what's behind this trend, and what does it mean for the LGBTQ+ community?

Some argue that the rise of "straight queerness" is a form of cultural appropriation, with straight people co-opting aspects of LGBTQ+ culture for their own benefit. However, others see it as a positive step towards greater acceptance and understanding of different sexual orientations and gender identities.

In a bold move aimed at appeasing their base, Republicans have announced their intention to eradicate transgender people from American society, starting with the letter 'T'. The move was praised by conservative groups as a step towards preserving traditional values and protecting the sanctity of gender.

"Transgender people are a threat to our way of life," said Senator Ted Cruz of Texas, speaking at a press conference on Wednesday. "We cannot allow them to infect our children with their gender ideology. That's why we're taking decisive action to remove the letter 'T' from the English language."

It was a moment of realization that had been a long time coming for 32-year-old Max Benson. He had always known he was attracted to men, but for some reason, something just wasn't clicking in his love life. That is, until he had a taco.

A local gay man was recently spotted at his neighborhood café, looking quite relieved after discovering that "Fem Top" was not a new sexual preference, but rather a type of coffee creamer.

Sources say that the man in question, who wishes to remain anonymous, had been scrolling through his Grindr messages when he came across a profile that listed "Fem Top" as the preferred sexual position. Confused and a little concerned, he did a quick Google search and was pleasantly surprised to find out that "Fem Top" was actually just a brand of non-dairy creamer.

It's a classic lesbian stereotype: the flannel shirt. But for one couple, that stereotype became a reality when they discovered that they had accidentally purchased the same exact set of flannel shirts.

Sara and Emily had been dating for about six months when they decided to take a weekend trip upstate to enjoy some fresh air and nature. As they packed their bags, they both reached for their favorite flannel shirts - a blue and green plaid one for Sara and a red and black one for Emily. Little did they know that they were both bringing the same exact shirts.